bifacts:

Fact: Bisexuals are confused. In particular, they tend to be confused by the political situation in Russia, how to change light bulbs, calculus, and what the fox actually says.

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Fact: The prefix “bi” is latin for two, ergo bisexual people (while they may be shy or hesitant to admit it) are sexually attracted to the number 2. In fact, the mere mention of the number in this post may cause bisexuals to feel flustered and/or aroused.

Fact: With the previous fact in mind, bisexuals are not to be confused with pisexuals who are romantically and sexually attracted to the digits of pi.

bifacts:

Fact: Bisexual people have difficulty picking sides, in relation to sports. Never pick a bisexual for your soccer team, they may decide midway through the match that they want to play for the other team, and proceed to kick the ball in the opposite direction. 

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Fact: Bisexuals have no concept of time and are constantly either hours late for events, or inexplicably days early. This is because bisexuals exist beyond the normal framework of time and reality.

bifacts:

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your-sinking-ships asked:

Bisexuals have no need for arms due to their telekinetic abilities. They only use their arms to blend in with crowds in order to lure in prey.

artifex: inspire Answer:

bifacts:

Fact: bisexuals have the power to sarcastically vanish into thin air upon hearing someone deny their existence. Unconfirmed reports suggest that this power may also be shared by pansexuals and asexuals.

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Fact: Everytime a bisexual is asked whether they prefer ‘butches or femmes’ or ‘bears or twinks’, somewhere, a mermaid dies.

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Fact: Unlike their pansexual counterparts, bisexuals can’t see into the future, however they can hear into the future. Supposedly, the next Arctic Monkeys album is pretty decent.

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lesbiancvnt:

lesbiancvnt:

Its odd how i see a body quite similar to mine and think WOW awesome body so pretty and lovely and awesome and then i see my body with the same kinds of features and shape and i am disgusted (mostly) i dont understand

Still relevant

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octaviafleur:

embracing pillows
half expecting that I will
feel your breathe. exhale.

oh lawd this is my life